A. Gau: JON LU
Jon Lu: OMG
Jon Lu: ASHLEY
A. Gau: I KNOW
A. Gau: LOL
Jon Lu: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?
A. Gau: I'M IN CALIFORNIA
Jon Lu: FIRE A FLARE
Jon Lu: WHY!?
A. Gau: BUT YOU CANT SEE IT
A. Gau: :(
Jon Lu: MOVE YOUR COLLEGE CLOSER
A. Gau: NO
Jon Lu: DO IT
A. Gau: YOU SHOULD MOVE RUTGERS CLOSER
A. Gau: ITS HELLA NICE WEATHER HERE
Jon Lu: ILL MOVE HALFWAY AND MEET U AT THE NEAREST GAS STATION
Jon Lu: DID YOU JUST USE HELLA CORRECTLY IN A SENTENCE
A. Gau: OKAY LETS GO TO SCHOOL IN KANSAS
Jon Lu: IM DOWN WITH THAT
Jon Lu: I CALL DIBS ON TOTO
A. Gau: DAMN
A. Gau: I WANTED TOTO
A. Gau: I GUESS ILL HAVE TO SETTLE WITH THE RUBY SLIPPERS
Jon Lu: I KNEW I FORGOT TO SHOTGUN SOMETHING
A. Gau: DAMN STRAIGHT
